“1. I loved you when you came out, you look like a popstar, a great image, a great personality…. but then the voice started.
2. (to an auditionee who had sung Irreplaceable by Beyoncé): I wish you would go to the left, to the left, and keep on going to the left until you’re off the stage.
3. “You’re everything this competition doesn’t need. You’ve come on with this look and dyed your hair and it’s because you have no talent at all.”
4. In minutes and seconds how long did you spend rehearsing that? Or was that performance the rehearsal?
5. There was nothing original, it was just quite an average audition. I don’t feel like I’m in the presence of a popstar”—Gary Barlow top 5 fav x-factor quotes …. so far ! (via mrsshannonwilliams)
“I emailed Gary to say thanks for performing at the show. He emailed me back saying “the real comedy was going on upstairs in my dressing room, where Alan Carr’s boyfriend kept calling me Robbie and saying I was in JLS. He thought he was hilarious, Alan was embarrased and I was close to violence” ”—Michael McIntyre (via xholdupalight)